I got mine too!

wireless and broadband deployment grant programs

(including transfer of funds to Hell In A Handbasket for the Hell In A Handbasket Personal Economic Stimulus Program)

For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $5,000,000,000 shall be paid directly to Hell In A Handbasket in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Hell In A Handbasket to stimulate my non-existent retirement fund or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Hell In A Handbasket will receive free Los Angeles Lakers tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Hell In A Handbasket shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointment for the purpose of income tax reporting, and therefore no taxes shall be paid on any of the aformentioned benefits. And one more thing: Nancy Pelosi is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment.

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