Get your Gangsta Babies!

These are real things for sale. They are kind of funny I think but also sad in a way.

Why would anyone want their very own Pookie doll? Kind of promotes a stereotype, don't you think? Why isn't Al Sharpton out protesting Pookie?

The future of America

Very interesting article. These kids are going to be our future. Pity us all.

It's a shame that anyone is allowed to breed.

Best Obama facts

bestobamafacts.com is pretty funny. Good reading if you have nothing to do.

I got mine too!

wireless and broadband deployment grant programs

(including transfer of funds to Hell In A Handbasket for the Hell In A Handbasket Personal Economic Stimulus Program)

For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $5,000,000,000 shall be paid directly to Hell In A Handbasket in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Hell In A Handbasket to stimulate my non-existent retirement fund or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Hell In A Handbasket will receive free Los Angeles Lakers tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Hell In A Handbasket shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointment for the purpose of income tax reporting, and therefore no taxes shall be paid on any of the aformentioned benefits. And one more thing: Nancy Pelosi is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment.

Go over to reasononline and get your piece of the stimulus pie!

Check out this site

Everybody needs to check out Macho Sauce Productions. A guy named Alfonzo Rachel created it. He is a very smart, conservative, young Republican. A lot of what he says is true.

Suckers!

Saw this over at The People's Cube.

The Gorical wins a Grammy

Al Gore won a Grammy for spoken word album the other night. He didn't even do the speaking. His Inconvenient Truth crap was read by 3 different Hollywood stars. To date he has won a Nobel prize, an Emmy, an Oscar, and now a Grammy.

Awards don't mean anything anymore. They'll give one to anyone, especially Grammys.

Some of the worst music ever is being produced and sold to unsuspecting schmoes. I guess when that's all that's being produced the poor schmoes don't have a choice.

Whatever happened to artists who wrote good music that told a story instead of fake drum beats and lyrics about how many cars and bitches I "gots". "Ax me how many I gots"

Who in their right mind would give Lil' Wayne a Grammy? I figure he got it because he was the best crap out of all the crap in his crap category.

Let's keep rewarding people for crap.

Wiiconomic stimulus

I'm going to expand on my wii stimulus idea from yesterday.

If the government bought a wii and a wii fit for everyone in America, let's say 350 million citizens, that would only be around 120 billion dollars. That would be a bargain compared to the trillion they want to spend on more government. Compared to the trillion, this 120 billion would actually go into the economy.

Then on top of that, if everyone actually used their wii and wii fit it might help people become healthier and cut down on the amount of money the government pays in healthcare.

Seems like a win win situation to me.

I have a feeling I'll get a comment on this.

A little help for the economy

I went with a friend today to buy a wii fit. I'm a little ashamed of myself. We went to Bestbuy and stood in line for an hour to be the first ones to get a wii fit. In my 33 years of life I've never arrived before a store opened to be first in line to buy something. It was weird and also the longest hour of my life. I don't know how people do that on a regular basis. It feels wrong.

On the other hand, the wii fit is really fun and can help you exercise and track your weight loss progress. Also, I like to think we were doing something to help the economy by spending our tax returns on something cool.

I think the government should buy everyone in America a wii and a wii fit. If they want to waste a trillion dollars at least do something fun with it and stimulate the economy for real.

The scarecrow revisited

Ah, if they only had a brain. Perfect example of ignorance and Democrats using scare tactics.



What a moron!

It's limbo time!

The Obama administration has set the bar for ethical standards the highest of any administration so far.

Obama's spokeman Robert Gibbs told reporters Tuesday, "The bar that we set is the highest that any administration in the country has ever set."

By the looks of things, it's just high enough so his appointees and his administration can limbo right under it.

Give me a break.

This is idiotic

I read today about a Superbowl ad that was rejected by the NFL. The NFL had enough sense to refuse to air this ad. This ad was for a website that basically promotes adultery. The site is a matchmaking site for married people. MARRIED PEOPLE! This makes no sense to me. They justify the website by saying divorce is not always an option.

I don't think this makes the option of cheating on your spouse the only other option.

No wonder this country is going down the toilet.

Clever billboard

I was driving down the interstate today and saw a very clever billboard. It was a big red letter LCD billboard that can be changed daily to say what you want.

It read:

Now Playing
The Wizard of Oz
Starring Congress as the scarecrow.

Ah, if they only had a brain.

Nuff said